"Real Life" Survival Lesson: JELLYFISH

at Junior Guards they like to think we learn really important lessons... like we did today.
there was this really old fat lady and she came to the beach, all by herself, and went swimming. she got stuck in a rip current, and was pulled out pretty far, way past the surf, and straight into the place where the jellyfish like to stay. so this old lady is panicking and the lifeguard has to rescue her. when she gets out, she has 3 really huge stings on arms and chest. my instructors gather everyone around to watch a "real life rescue". well, in "real life" the best temporary relief for a jellyfish sting, is vinegar. but, because this is "real life" the lifegaurd tower was fresh out. also, since this is "real life" the next best cure is for the lifeguard to pee on "the victim".
i am so serious. no joke.
so we're all gathered around, and the lifeguard is peeing all over this ladys body. then the paramedics come with vinegar.
/great timing guys/.