the crazy aunt story

my aunt is even more mad bisquits than the rest of my family.
long story short: VERY religious, her spiritual advisor (aka crackpot old lady who my aunt pays $300 per week, to be told what to do with her life). her spritual advisor told her she should change her name from Shelly, to Arielle Shira Evenn.
for good karma.
she is quite criminally insane.
but she is family. my dad's older sister.
she is comming on my birthday. which is tuesday.
she hasnt remember my birthday since i was 11, when she sent me multi colored thongs.
i think she thinks my birthday is in november, because i always get a card round then.
well, se la vi.

off to see the wizard.

REMEMBER:
2 days til skool starts.
2 days til MY BIRTDAY, 14.
2 days til my crazy aunt comes to town.