my "list poem for english
.46/1cup
Non-fat milk,
thin in texture, weak in taste,
Carb-free tortillas stick to the frying pan,
because even Pam non-stick spray has calories.
Drowning in celery sticks,
94% water.
Protein powder
TrimSpa, Baby.
Snickers bar
Deep fried suicide.
Non-fat, sugar-free Yoplait yogurt
Cesar salad, no dressing
Banished croutons idly sit on the side of the plate.
Diet coke sipped
from straws of guilt and determination.
I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter.
Whole wheat bread
Lettuce head
How much fat in a strawberry?
2 Comments:
Julie my darling you have
A) TOO much time on your hands and
B) Don't listen to your Grandma
GOD told her you are goning to be voluptious
GOD !!!!!
(THE WOMAN WAS INSANE)
OMG STEPH!!!!!!!!!!!
that was so funny!
i hope when i'm dying, GOD tells me that my 2 gorgeous grandchildren stephie and julie will be voluptious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and no, i dont have too much time on my hands....
i'm actually the opposite!!!!
believe me, if i did, i would call you ever single day!
besides, that was an assignment to write a poem about stuff in your refrigerator.
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