"if i could smell like anything in the world, peanut butter might be in the top 10"

"that is like the perfect foot for a penguin right there.
does that look like a mouth?
um no maddie.
wait, thats a mouth?!"

"it looks like a spoon!"

"we should have a dance-off to see whose penguin is cuter!"

"but look! it has a tinkerbell and a skull right next to each other!
can u believe u just said those 2 words in the same sentence?"

"lets make a list of the ten most feared people in the world!
#1, Julie Kellman.
Lindsay! that hurts!"