"The Sprinkle Fairy Kidnappings"

yes, all-my-adoring-fans, I, THE Sprinkle Fairy, have been kidnapped. well i was. but i'm back now. (appalause, and tears of happiness) my parents sent me off to (gasp) UCLA Sleep Away Basketball (boot)Camp. Three things are wrong with this.
1. Since i live close to the camp, my dad decided he would pick me up every night and drop me off in the morning, since he works near by. translation: Drop off is at 7:45am, Pick up is at 9:30pm. This means i have to leave the house by 7, and i get back around 10. 12 hours of basketball, 2 hours break, for 4 days.
2. This is one of my 'Birthday Suprises" because my birthday is at the end of the month. August 31st, dont forget!
3. This is not a co-ed camp. I go to an all girls school. I'm begining to see a patern. If you wanted me to tell you the last time i was around guys without having to lie to my father about it, i'd have to check my Abercrombie Male Model Calendar, which he put through the paper shredder. maybe i should become a nun. he'd like that. except i'd have to be a Jewish nun, or he would disown me.

Well, now i am back safe and sound, if you dont count being too sore to move away from my computer/TV, except to the freezer for ice for my ankels.

leave comments my uncaring friends who dont love me enough to leave a comment.